iBum chair automatically photocopies your butt

The next time you sit on iBum chair, your butt is automatically scanned and printed - a photo of your backside. So, beware of this new invention.

Since the invention and proliferation of the photocopier, office clowns around the world have been united in a single desire - particularly around Christmas party time. Ignoring the jagged, buttock-splitting hazard of broken glass and the virtual certainty of dismissal should they be discovered, thousands of pranksters annually drop their strides or hike their skirts and enjoy the age-old ritual of photocopying their bums for their innocent co-workers to find in the out tray.

Now, a Japanese designer has facilitated the process by designing a chair that automatically scans and prints a photo of your backside. Call me a traditionalist, but if it's not naughty, a bit dangerous and a blatant abuse of equipment, I can't see why you'd bother photocopying your bum at all. In fact, to me, the iBum chair seems to remove all fun from the act whatsoever. Read More

Weird

Awesome Toilet

THE LADY IS GETTING READY TO ENTER!! This is a picture of a public toilet in Houston

Now that you've seen the outside view,....

take a look at the inside view...

It's made entirely of one-way glass!!!

No one can see you from the outside, but when you are inside it's like sitting in a clear glass box! Now would you... or COULD YOU....???

BATHROOM PAINTED FLOOR!!! IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY . Tenth floor of a hi-rise building..... AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM.... You open the door... NOW, REMEMBER THE FLOOR IS JUST A PAINTED FLOOR ! KINDA TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY..... DOESN'T IT? Scroll sloooooooowly. .......

Would this mess up your mind??? Would you be able to walk into this bathroom???

This is even weird to knock off your habit ...

THIS IS A CEILING MURAL IN A SMOKER'S LOUNGE.

Now you know why you need to quit smoking, don't let them pray for you yet.

Cheers from DJJG.

Gulp! Laughing Man Swallows Scissors

(April 1) -- Talk about a badly timed joke.

After eating a meal, a Chinese man was using a four-inch pair of nail scissors to clean his teeth when one of his friends cracked a joke. He couldn't help laughing -- and the scissors slid down his throat.

London's Daily Mail reports that Kong Lin, 27, tried to cough up the scissors, but the points got stuck in epiglottis, the thin flap of tissue that covers the windpipe during swallowing.

Lin was rushed to a hospital in Putian, China. Surgeons extracted the scissors in half an hour, but they couldn't use anything stronger than a local anesthetic, the Mail reported. Knocking him out completely would have relaxed his throat, allowing the scissors to move deeper.

It took surgeons in Putian, China, 30 minutes to extract this 4-inch pair of nail scissors from a man's throat. He was using them as a toothpick when a friend's joke made him laugh -- and down went the scissors, according to London's Daily Mail.

LINUNDUS COMMENTS: Never crack a joke while someone is still busy eating, lest "OGUHANAN" (Choked) - Learn a Kadazan word a day.